‘Physics in BCom’ Effect on National Science Day

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“It’s there. It’s there. Why won’t Physics be there in BCom?” The golden words by Jaleel Khan which not only defamed him but also ruined his chances of becoming a Minister.

After this gig, the TDP MLA from Vijayawada West constituency must have understood Physics very well, especially the Newton’s law ‘Every action has equal and opposite reaction’. In the current situation he might even consider studying math and physics in BCom.

YSR Congress Legislator Jaleel Khan shifted loyalties to Ruling TDP after getting an assurance on Cabinet Berth in the Muslim Quota. It is evident that Jaleel Khan did not pass from YSRCP to TDP without giving up or taking something. This phenomenon of giving up or donating was observed not only in politicians but also light.

When a beam of light (read as Jaleel khan) traverses a dust-free, transparent sample of a chemical compound (read as TDP), a small fraction of the light (read Physics) emerges in directions other than that of the incident beam (read B.com). Most of this scattered light is of unchanged wavelength (still expecting a cabinet seat). A small part, however, has wavelengths different from that of the incident light (no cabinet seat from TDP); its presence is a result of the Raman Effect.

To mark this discovery, India celebrates 28Feb of every year as National Science Day. On this day, while Jaleel khan is trolled, let’s take a moment to remember the Second Nobel Laureate of the world Sir Chandrashekar Venkat Raman.

Unfortunately, Sir C.V.Raman did B.A and M.A in physics and not in B.com. Sir Raman moved to Vishakhapatnam and became a Mathematics and Physics lecturer. Chandrababu Naidu would have gifted 100crore to Sir Raman if it were in the 21st century. On the other hand Raman said, “Science can only flower out when there is an internal urge. It cannot thrive under external pressure.”

The future for Jaleel khan, is that he may want to change the party again for which he needs to undergo blood test. But with Raman Effect, Jaleel Khan can avoid the needle prick for Blood test. He will be thoroughly Raman scanned as every molecule has a different Raman pattern. Not only that, his bag will be scanned using Raman Scanner for drugs or explosives and what not.

Everytime we read that a drug smuggler or a terrorist being caught, or to detect a carcinogen or pollutant using Raman scanners, associate yourself with Sir C.V.Raman and not Jaleel Khan.

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